Tuesday, February 23, 2010

HUMOR - Living Under the Mexican Occupation - JOKES ON YOU GRINGO! So Are the Bills For It!

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Despite the tragedy for the American people of the fact our corporate owned government has permitted 38 million illegals to walk over our border, and into our jobs, hospitals, prisons, and jails, the insightful observances by the below CRAIGSLIST poster are imbued with reality.
Mexicans loathe this nation. They come with the attitude fostered by their own government that they are entitled to America, and that this once great nation, is merely a colony, and like all colonies, is to be pillaged.

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“Where there is a Mexican, there is Mexico!” President Calderon of Mexico
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As you read the humor below by the CRAIGSLIST POSTER, remember the realities in Mexican occupied Los Angeles City and Country:

1. Nearly 50% of all those with a job are illegals using stolen social security numbers (there are only 8 states with a population greater than Los Angeles).
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2. The County pays out $50 million per month in welfare to illegals. One County Supervisor, Gloria Molina is long associated with the Mexican political party of La Raza, and MEChA, and is virulently racist.
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3. The tax-free Mexican underground economy in L.A.C. is calculated to be $2 billion and growing.
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4. 25% of all drivers are UNLICENSED, UNINSURED, with vehicles registered in a legal (green card holder) nominee’s name to avoid impounds. This may change when Gil Cedilla in Sacramento gets his way to end impounds on illegals driving.
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5. 95% of all arrest warrants for murder are for ILLEGALS.
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6. Mexican gangs murder 500 – 1,000 people yearly. The county pays out nearly one million each just to prosecute. This is more murder than the entire European Union!
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7. Mexican gangs, like Mexicans period, are racist and routinely murder BLACK AMERICANS to “ethnically cleanse” their hoods.
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8. L.A.C. pays out hundreds of millions to jail illegals, many of whom are still actively operating their drug and gang businesses.
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9. L.A spends millions for Mexican graffiti abatement. Seven million just to clean Mex graffiti off buses which are used primarily by illegals.
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10 One in Five births here are “anchors”, women that walked over our borders pregnant to get 18 years welfare for their legal child. This child will be taught contempt for the gringo, our culture and language, and probably never hear the mother speak English. The stats for anchors in the rest of the country is 1 in 10, but breeding fast!
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11. At public high school, SANTEE EDUCATIONAL COMPLEX, the overwhelmingly illegal student body are taught in SPANISH. Their books are printed in SPANISH. Their handouts are in SPANISH, and their school assemblies end in !VIVA MEXICO! VIVA MEXICO!
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12. The most powerful political party in not the Democrats, or Republicans. Not even Independents. It is LA RAZA “For the race everything, for others nothing!” LA RAZA is funded by your tax dollars, big business which include most of the FORTUNE 500, and business that make big money exploiting illegals, such as La Raza donors WELLS FARGO and BANK of AMERICA.
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13. Rep. Xavier Becerra, of the Congressional Hispanic Caucus, is Nancy Pelosi’s point man for advancing the La Raza dem’s ever expansion of the Mexican invasion, occupation, welfare and prison state. Pelosi has long illegally hired illegals at her $20 million Napa winery, and vows that no wall will ever be built. The LA RAZA DEMS have long hispandered for the illegals’ illegal votes.

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14. Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa was a chair for MEChA, the Aztlan Mexican separatist movement to “reconquer” the American southwest for Mexico! He is a major La Raza party member. On the day of the 2006 Mexican march on this country where hundreds of thousands of illegals were handed Mexican flags by La Raza, Villaraigosa declare “This is the happiest day of my life!”. Despite Los Angeles’ meltdown under Mexican occupation and the Mexican welfare state Villaraigosa has created, he won reelection primarily by the votes of illegals.
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15. Just south of Los Angeles, in Mexican occupied Orange County, Reps. Linda and Loretta Sanchez (sisters) won their seats with the votes of illegals. The are La Raza representatives and push for expanded OBAMA CARE for illegals, and sabotage Federal funding to pay for prosecution of illegal criminals, and no E-VERIFY.

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SO, NOW… WHO’S THE JOKE REALLY ON?

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My Name is Juan, and I'm an Illegal Immigrant
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Date: 2010-01-27, 5:38PM PST
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People of the United States, please do not hate me. I come to your country to make a better life for me and my family. I do not want much. just a yob and a used purple 1980-something nissan truck. You will not even know I'm here.

I come from a decent family in Guadalajara. They taught me to obey the law, and always do the right thing. I always obey the law, except for when I crossed your border illegally. Oh, and I don't pay taxes either. I drive without insurance, but that's ok right, because most Americanos already have it anyway? I had to steal someone else's identity to forge my social security card, but that's not really stealing because they won't know anyways right? When work is slow I go to home depot or Star Nursery to pick up a few dollars digging holes, or doing whatever the homeowner wants. I generally do not steal because most days I can get enough money to feed my anchor babies, but there have been a couple of times that I did go back to the gringo's home's to pick up a few tools and their lawnmower. I was able to sell those items at the pawn chop for enough money to put little juan in a soccer league. This one home that i dug holes at had a very pretty girl living there. I keep telling myself not to think about her, but sometimes I think she would like me if I stopped by and showed her my latin charm... and maybe some more if you know what I mean. I'll wait until she is home alone to make my move.

Every weekend mi familia and I invade, I mean, go to the parks. The gringos have pretty much given up on going to parks anymore on the weekends, because it's all soccer games and carne asada barbeques. It's ok with us because parks are free, and the city sends people through afterwards to clean, so we just throw our trash, dirty diapers, cerveza cans, tequila bottles, and pit bull poop all over the place. It's yob security for the guy who cleans, right?

Little juan is doing very good in school. Because we live in an area that is mostly mexicano, they have started teaching his classes in spanish. Little juan said that there are 18 gringo kids in his class, but because there are so many mexicanos in the area, the gringos will just have to learn spanish. I think so this is a good plan... it's good for little juan.

Maria, my wife, is going to have another baby. That's good news for us! We will go to UMC because at UMC they have to treat everyone, including us. UMC gets money from the U.S. government so they can help the poor. That's us! I guess it was probably meant for poor Americans mostly, but hey, what's one more mexicano family in need of care anyway? I mean, how much can it really cost the American taxpayers?

My brother Ignacio, his friends call him wolfy, is in prison. So are 44 of my cousins, my father, and most of my friends. Most are in California, but many are here in Nevada too. The good thing for them is that almost 30% of their fellow inmates are illegal immigrants like them, so when the trouble starts, someone has their backs. People always complain about how the American taxpayers are shelling out so much money to keep illegal immigrants in American prisons, but believe me amigos, you don't want these guys on the streets... I know them. I almost went with them too. One time 3 years ago a coyote gave me 200 dollars (not pesos) to carry 45 pounds of bud across the border. It was close for me, but it was a good thing i made it! The border patrol is getting tougher, but we still manage to make it across for now.

Anyway, that's all for now. Mi amigos just showed up with a flat screen that they stole, and a bottle of casadores. I think so we're going to watch the soccer match and play circus music in the garage until 3 a.m. Maybe I'll catch a chicken from the backyard and we'll have pollo to go with it. See you at home depot. Don't hate me!

And remember if you take a stand against illegal immigration, that makes you a racist. Don't be a racist all you pinche' gringos!

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Here’s one teacher’s report on the illegals in our schools.
TEACHER’S POSTING ON CRAIGSLIST:
Subject: Cheap Labor This should make everyone think, be you Democrat, Republican or Independent From a California school teacher.
"As you listen to the news about the student protests over illegal immigration, there are some things that you should be aware of: I am in charge of the English-as-a-second-language department at a large southern California high school which is designated a Title 1 school, meaning that its students average lower socioeconomic and income levels. Most of the schools you are hearing about, South Gate High, Bell Gardens, Huntington Park, etc., where these students are protesting, are also Title 1 schools. Title 1 schools are on the free breakfast and free lunch program. When I say free breakfast, I'm not talking a glass of milk and roll -- but a full breakfast and cereal bar with fruits and juices that would make a Marriott proud. The waste of this food is monumental, with trays and trays of it being dumped in the trash uneaten. (OUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK) I estimate that well over 50% of these students are obese or at least moderately overweight. About 75% or more DO have cell phones. The school also provides day care centers for the unwed teenage pregnant girls (some as young as 13) so they can attend class without the inconvenience of having to arrange for babysitters or having family watch their kids. (OUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK) I was ordered to spend $700,000 on my department or risk losing funding for the upcoming year even though there was little need for anything; my budget was already substantial. I ended up buying new computers for the computer learning center, half of which, one month later, have been carved with graffiti by the appreciative students who obviously feel humbled and grateful to have a free education in America. (OUR TAX DOLLARS A T WORK) I have had to intervene several times for young and substitute teachers whose classes consist of many illegal immigrant students here in the country less then 3 months who raised so much hell with the female teachers, calling them "Putas" whores and throwing things that the teachers were in tears. Free medical, free education, free food, day care etc., etc., etc. Is it any wonder they feel entitled to not only be in this country but to demand rights, privileges and entitlements? To those who want to point out how much these illegal immigrants contribute to our society because they LIKE their gardener and housekeeper and they like to pay less for tomatoes: spend some time in the real world of illegal immigration and see the TRUE costs.
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Title: MOVING TO MEXICO - MUST READ! (L.V. Comment Page)
Read this today. Thought I'd share it with you. I'm sure pyrostevo won't mind, since he probably didn't make it up either.

Moving to Mexico

Dear Mr. President, Senate and House of Representatives:

I'm planning to move my family and extended family (18-20 mouths) into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.

We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico , and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.

We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.

So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

3. All Mexico government forms need to also be printed in English.

4. I want my kids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.

5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my kids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.

7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.

9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but, I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put U S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.

13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say a critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who come to the U.S. from Mexico .
I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

Thank you so much for your kind help,

Sincerely, US Citizen & Taxpayer


Pyro.... PRICELESS.

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A CRAIGSLIST POSTER IN LAS VEGAS:
RE: Actually spanish was spoken.... (Rants and Raves)
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Date: 2010-01-25, 3:36PM PST
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at the point where we are now, it is no big deal that spanish was spoken here before english. what the posters are saying is that they are:

1. tired of calling government agencies and state agencies and almost every business in america and being told to press 1 for english and 2 for spanish.

2. tired that the official ballots that we use in electing americans to office are also, printed in SPANISH.

3. tired when they go to "taco bell" or any fast food restaurant and it is hard to understand the order taker based on almost all workers there are hispanic.

4. tired of every time they go to a star nursery, home depot and the likes, that there are countless hispanics, in which i would estimate, that at least 80% are here illegally.... that they are allowed to stand there, without documents showing that they are here in the United States legally.

5. tired of the gangs and low life individials, that sell drugs and write graffiti all over the neighborhood.

6. tired that they reproduce without any responsibility and then the state and the federal government (taxpayers) have to pay for their poverty.

look, i could go on and on. these are only a few grivences but here is the main one to me, why, just because a hispanic pregnant woman "jumps" the border and has the kid here in america, that now, the kid is considered an american and that gives certain rights to..... not only the mother, but her immediate family and eventually, not the immediate family? (IT’S CALLED CHAIN MIGRATION. PUSHSED HARD BY THE LA RAZA DEMS, IN PARTICULARLY HILLARY CLINTON, AND REP. ZOE LOFGREN, AS WELL AS THE 90 MEMBER CONGRESSIONAL HISPANIC CAUCUS).

get aload of this one buddy, i am hispanic myself. and, even i am fed up with all that has happened. only legals should be here!!
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ON EDUCATING THE ILLEGALS: Ever wonder why Mexico doesn’t educate their own people?
Worse public schools. America’s public schools already suffer under severe budget constraints, causing large class sizes, textbook shortages, and leaky ceilings. Yet, US law requires that all illegals receive free public education K-12. The Federation for American Immigration Reform estimates that this costs $7.4 billion dollars each year.

The birthrate among illegals is more than double that of legal US residents. The Pew Hispanic Center calculates that within seven years, the children of immigrants, legal and illegal, will account for one in nine school-age children in the US. The Urban Institute estimates that already, 15% of all school children in California are illegals, many of whom speak little English. These students are usually mainstreamed in classes with native English speakers. This means that teachers must slow down instruction, denying native English speakers their right to an
appropriate-level education.
The challenge is even greater because not all those students’ native language is Spanish: For example, in my nearest major school district, San Francisco, it would not be unusual to find a class that had native speakers of Chinese, Russian, Tagalog, Spanish, and English. Imagine the challenge of trying to educate them all. If your child were in that class, would you be confident that he or she would receive a quality education?
Immigrant children pose less obvious challenges to the schools. Barbara Nemko, the Napa County Superintendent of Schools, points out examples: “Unless she speaks Spanish, we have a hard time justifying hiring an even an excellent teacher… So much of our staff development
time must now be allocated to dealing with the needs of ‘English Language Learners.’ Our immigrant kids also come to school with serious health problems that we must address. For example, dentists now visit our high-immigrant schools providing dental services at no
cost to the student.”

Immigrant advocacy groups such as the Mexican-American Legal Defense Fund (MALDEF) and La Raza have additionally burdened the public schools by demanding that schools provide special controversial programs such as bilingual education, in which students are taught in Spanish for much of the day. Bilingual education programs exist throughout California even
after longitudinal research has not demonstrated their effectiveness and after a voter-approved an on those programs.

MALDEF and La Raza also pushed through legislation that allows, in 19 states, illegal immigrants to not only attend any public university in those states, but to pay in-state tuition, while legal residents of neighboring states must pay the out-of-state rate which is three to eight times more. It’s quite an injustice, for example, that a legal resident can be denied admission to taxpayer-supported Berkeley and must attend community college so an illegal foreign national can attend Berkeley—at in-state rates! And often, because of reverse discrimination admission
policies, the illegal is admitted with B grades while the rejected legal resident may have Agrades.

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