Wednesday, October 7, 2009


MOVING TO MEXICO (brentwood / oakley)

Date: 2009-10-05, 5:57PM PDT

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Dear Mr. President: I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.
We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.
We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.
I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my way over?
Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. Please print all Mexican government forms in English.
4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.
7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but, I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably
won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave
me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put U S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.
14. I want to receive free food stamps.
15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.
16. I'll need Income tax credits so although I don't pay Mexican Taxes, I'll receive money from the government.
17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Gov't pays $4,500 to help me buy a new car.
18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who walk over to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
Thank you so much for your kind help. You're the man!!!

The Hidden Agenda of the Mexican!

The Hidden Agenda Of The Mexican! (excelsior / outer mission)

America has a terrible cancer. These illegal Mexican aliens are invading pristine lands and setting up their human roach infestations. We need to use Raid on them: INS raid! Pristine cities across America never touched by dirty Mexicans are being destroyed everywhere. They are a human fungus and do not know it.

1. Fact: Mexicans score are the bottom of all standardized tests in California schools--even worse than the poorest Blacks. You can't walk anywhere in any significant California city without coming across 300 lb. illiterate Mexican women with multiple illiterate children in tow, coming from the welfare office with welfare checks and food stamps.

2. Fact: The US allows in a million legal immigrants into the US every year. 600,000 are just for migrant workers. If your parents were too illiterate to fill out the forms, fuck you and fuck them. How many immigrants does Mexico allow in every year? That's right, they don't. Foreigners aren't allowed to immigrate to Mexico or own land or attend public schools or do anything.

3. Fact: Mexico is the 13th richest country in the world. Fact: Mexico has one of the highest obesity rates in the world. Fact: Mexico has universal education. Nobody is dying the streets of Mexico from starvation. That is just a fucking lie.

4. Fact: The myth that Mexicans are hard working is a complete fabrication. If you fuckers were such hard workers, you could have worked hard to build Mexico into a something worth living in instead of destroying the US with all your hard work at crime, vandalism, sucking off the welfare teat of the American people. If you fuckers work so hard, harder than Americans, then Mexico should be the most powerful country in the world. The only thing you fuckers excel at is crime and corruption, which is evident in Mexico and evident in your contributions to the US.

5. Of all the immigrant groups in the US, the most arrogant and ungrateful are the shitty Mexicans, marching to the Mexican flag, demanding citizenship that doesn't belong to you, trying to steal from the American people because of your sense of self-entitlement. No other immigrant group in the US demands as much as the Mexican. No other immigrant group is demanding that the Southwest be returned to Mexico.

6. Fuck you about taxes. Americans have to fork out hundreds of billions of dollars in anchor baby benefits, education and health care for you shitty Mexicans. If you don't like paying taxes, nothing stopping you from going back to Mexico. Nada.

7. It takes two to tango? It ain't American men who are impregnating Mexican women and raising them to go to prison or on the dole.

8. Typical arrogant Mexican whore. You tell the truth, so you must have been dissed by a Mexican girl. Who the fuck would want to date a Mexican girl? Bloated, low class, obnoxious and illiterate pumping out kids by their second period.

Instead of complaining about the US and being a total ungrateful cunt, why don't you move to Mexico, your home country, and build it up with that fancy education of yours, then you won't have any Americans to annoy you anymore with the facts. But we all know what hypocrites Mexicans are, all that so called "hard work" and no dignity to actually support the motherland. Better to leech and complain about America. That really takes a lot of back breaking work. Am I right or am I right?


Non-racist Illegals Rant. (portola valley)

Date: 2009-10-07, 11:35AM PDT

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I really hate the racist crap that I see on here, but just like how there is a reason a stereotype begins...there is also a shred of truth to the hate being pitched to all illegal aliens. It's actually great to see as it’s the closest the US has come to bonding together to protect ourselves then we’ve had in a long time.

I’m gonna list a few items that I see as classic examples of how illegals from mexico are ruining California and the US. It’s sad, but what is gonna happen is someone wont like what I’m saying, try to label it as racist (but truly racism is when you believe your race to be SUPERIOR to another and none on these points say that) and flag it for removal.

• Education – California was first in the nation as far as education went for YEARS. This year it was announced the majority of babies born in the US were latino and it just so happens that California is FAR from #1. I just don’t understand why Californians with kids would allow the public schools to teach in Spanish!?! Neither the English speaking kids nor the Spanish speaking are getting a full day of education now. Why not teach all the kids English first and keep English alive in the schools since it is the international business language and official language of the UN?
• Obesity – I don’t how to say this tactfully, but as far as the national obesity problem goes California’s average is brought WAY up by the illegals. Poor people are generally fatter than wealthy – just how it goes.
• MONEY – a lot of Mexican illegals don’t want to be here. That’s why they fly the Mexican flag all the time on their cars, in front of their houses, etc. So with the intent of retiring where they actually want to live a lot of the Californian money they make is sent out of the state and country. Not good for our economy.
• Insurance – yes I do understand that being here illegally makes ya worried about ‘being on the map’ and so even if you can afford it you don’t want it. But I am sick to death of US citizens having to pay for illegal’s healthcare. It’s not like these people are here by accident! They knew what they were doing when they broke in to our country. Why in the world should legal US citizens suffering the worst economy in years have to pay ANYTHING for people who don’t even belong here and are taking advantage of our system! And don’t get me started on car insurance because I was t-boned in my car by an illegal middle aged Mexican female who ran a red light. The cop told me she had no insurance, was here illegally and since don’t have a protocol for deportation here, the most that would happen is she would be held in jail over night then let go. The cop suggested we all ignore what really happened and I call it in as a hit and run cuz it would be easier and quicker for me to get my car fixed. Wow!
• Ignorant Mob Mentality – I hope you in the bay area have not forgotten what happened last year at this time. It was a week before the presidential election and HUNDREDS of illegal kids cut school, put on black hooded sweatshirts, black pants AND bandannas over their faces and stormed onto BART without paying and tried to get this ‘Bandito’ protest to SF. It screwed up the commute for thousands of hard working people. When they interviewed these kids they said, “We just wanted people to know that we are here and we’re not going no where and this is what we do”. We should also remember that ONLY US citizens have the right to assemble in public and free speech. The May 1st protests where thousands of illegals get together at city halls around the US? Completely illegal yet we allow it and they just keep trying to take more and more from us.

I could go on, but really, whats the point. I just had to vent. As mentioned I know for a fact that this post will be flagged for removal within seconds of hitting the boards. It will be flagged by soccer mom who employs Illegals to clean her house and mow her lawn and doesn’t know the other side of that culture that you will find in Santa Cruz or San Jose. Only the person she pays, so she will assume this to be racist. Or it will be flagged by an illegal because they are un-American anyway and could care less about someone’s rights.

If you are a true American, please add on to this and re-post. Let’s get the message out there that we realize immigration will continue so we better do something to reform it and stop all these illegal people from flooding over the boarder and ruining what our ancestors died building.

AMERICAN LAW - Just Another Stupid Gringo Joke Like Our Borders, Language, Flag and Culture






October 7, 2009
Immigration Hard-Liner Has His Wings Clipped
PHOENIX — The Maricopa County sheriff, who has drawn scorn and praise for a running crackdown on illegal immigrants in this city’s metropolitan area, said Tuesday that federal officials had taken away his deputies’ authority to make immigration arrests in the field.
The sheriff, Joe Arpaio, whose high-profile sweeps have been cited in the fevered debate over the need for an overhaul of immigration laws, said he had sought a renewed agreement with the Department of Homeland Security to allow both field arrests and immigration checks at his jails. But a high-level department official presented a document a couple of weeks ago allowing only for jail checks, Mr. Arpaio said.
That prompted an angry, rambling outburst from the sheriff Tuesday at a news conference at which he called Homeland Security officials “liars” and vowed to press on with his campaign, using state laws, against illegal immigrants. He said he would drive those caught on the streets to the border if federal officers refused to take them into custody.
Homeland Security officials declined to comment, saying they are still reviewing their agreement with the sheriff’s department and the other 65 agencies that participate in a program that allows local and state officers to make immigration arrests.
Immigrant advocates and some lawmakers have called on the department to end the program, known as 287(g) after the section of the 1996 law that authorized it, saying it has led to racial profiling and other abuses. Several advocates put out statements Tuesday expressing dismay that the department was keeping any relationship with Mr. Arpaio.
Last week, the Congressional Hispanic Caucus wrote to President Obama, urging him to “immediately terminate” the program because of the complaints.
A report this year by Congress’ watchdog, the Government Accountability Office, found that the program had not been closely supervised and that it had often led to the arrest of minor offenders instead of the criminals it was intended to pursue.
The Homeland Security Department has sought to mend it the program, not end it.
Immigration and Customs Enforcement, the agency that runs it, this summer announced an overhaul of the program and sought to reach new agreements with the agencies involved. Two agencies in Massachusetts have since announced their withdrawal from the program.
The Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office, with some 160 federally trained deputies, is the largest in the program and the most closely scrutinized by people on all sides of the immigration debate.
Mr. Arpaio conceded that the vast majority of the 33,000 arrests of illegal immigrants his office has made in the past two years under the agreement followed a check on the immigration status of people in jails. About 300 have been arrested in the field during “crime suppression” operations, he said. He called those arrests symbolically important.
“It has to do with public perception,” he said, noting reports that some illegal immigrants are leaving the area in part because of his deputies. “I think the bad guys apparently are leaving because they know they are here illegally. This is a crime deterrent program, too.”
In March, the Justice Department’s civil rights division announced that it was investigating the department, but Mr. Arpaio has conducted sweeps since then and he predicted that he would be exonerated.
The Maricopa agreement was also being watched to see if Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano, a Democrat and the former governor of Arizona, would take the opportunity to rein in Mr. Arpaio, a Republican and one of the state’s most popular figures. Although they did not often clash publicly, their political supporters often lashed out at one another.
By the account of Mr. Arpaio and his aides, he signed a copy of a new agreement on Sept. 21, allowing for both field and jail arrests. But that evening, Alonzo Pena, a top Immigration and Customs Enforcement official, called from Washington and said he would be arriving in Phoenix the next day to discuss it.
After he arrived, Mr. Pena presented Mr. Arpaio another agreement that allowed only for jail checks.
Mr. Arpaio signed it, but it still must be approved by the county’s governing board. The board has been sympathetic to Mr. Arpaio on immigration matters, but he suggested the vote was far from a done deal.
Either way, he and his supporters vowed to press on.
Andrew Thomas, the county attorney, appeared with Mr. Arpaio to voice his support and condemn the “setback in the fight against illegal immigration.” Mr. Thomas said, “The fight goes on.”
He and Mr. Arpaio suggested that deputies could use the state anti-human smuggling law to make stops and refer suspected illegal immigrants to Immigration and Customs Enforcement, though it was not clear whether the agency would take them.
If not, the sheriff said, “I’ll take a little trip to the border and turn them over to the border.”