Wednesday, October 28, 2009

MOVING TO MEXICO - An American Speaks

How would you undocumented illegal immigrants like it ? (richmond / seacliff)

Date: 2009-10-25, 8:16PM PDT

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Dear Mr. MEXICAN President: I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.
We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.
We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.
I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my way over?
Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. Please print all Mexican government forms in English.
4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.
7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but, I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably
won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave
me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put U S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.
14. I want to receive free food stamps.
15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.
16. I'll need Income tax credits so although I don't pay Mexican Taxes, I'll receive money from the government.
17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Gov't pays $4,500 to help me buy a new car.
18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who walk over to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
Thank you so much for your kind help. You're the man!!! FUCK ILLEGALS THEY WILL TAKE OVER D C ,JUST LIKE CALIFORNIA

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SANTA CRUZ A Sanctuary City - LAWS ARE STUPID GRINGO JOKE - Like The Borders!

WTF is this"sanctuary city" with you Santa Cruzers are you fkn serious (santa cruz)

Date: 2009-10-27, 2:07AM PDT

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WTF is this"sanctuary city" bullshit I keep hearing about Santa Cruz ..? Is this where the illegals are allowed to rape and stab and are protected like some fuckin endangered species ? Is the fuckin Fish and Game Department protecting there natural habitat on River Street ?

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Illegal Immigrants (oakland lake merritt / grand)

Date: 2009-10-28, 3:02AM PDT

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I'm a basically a centrist, moderate, libertarian guy. But the rape in Richmond is the last fucking straw.

To clear up a few things, some postings were complaining about the lack of media coverage. I saw it on every local news outlet and on the national news as well. I forget which channel I was watching, but it's being covered.

Let me knock back that "few bad apples" argument really quick. If you hopped the fence for any reason other than your life was in eminent danger, and I don't mean the fucking chupacabra just ate your sister as an appetizer and you were the main course, you're now a bad apple. If there were bombs exploding and your only safe path was across the river, you get a pass.

I live in Oakland, the building on my left the Mexicans, the building on my right is the Asians, and we're mostly whitey in the middle. I don't konw how many are legal or not, but I do know there is only one dude in both buildings who I've ever heard speak English. I have to say that they're generally a hard working lot, and keep shit to a "reasonable for Oakland" level of chaos. Other than my percieved horrible taste in music (how much accordian is neccessary in a genre of music anyway?) They're not bad neighbors. Either tribe.

But I'm over it. Estimates range from 7 million to 20 million illegal immigrants in the US. The census bureau put it at 8.7 million in 2000, and they're sure to be low. So let's put it at 14 million and take it from there. According to wikipedia, the US population is 308 million. That puts the illegal population at about 5% of the total US population. And you know what? I want my 5% back.

5% more parking spaces (on my block it would be more like 50% more) for everyone.
5% more room on public transit (probably higher really)
5% smaller class sizes
5% less electricity consumption (feel free to pat yourself on the back for going green)
5% less oil shipped in from crazy parts of the world
5% less spent on medical costs (its well known that the illegals are well versed in wringing every cent out of our emergency rooms, I work in healthcare, the stories I could tell...)
5% less traffic

Do you remember the Measure A in Oakland about 3 years ago? Another 0.5% sales tax increase to keep Alameda County Medical Center afloat? I want my 0.5% back.

And who does anything about it? No one. The border patrol has doubled in size, tripled it's budget, and they are basically powerless to stop to unending tide of illegals.

And fuck you if you use bullshit illegal immigrant labor. I used to think that 'everyone needs to eat'... and be all kinda whatever about it. Look how many pols. in Congress use illegal labor as nannies and housekeepers? And thank you to all the people who have gone through the paper work to come to America and bust your ass to make a better life for yourself and your kids. You deserve every bit of what this country has to offer. Not 95%.