Defeated, lying, narcissist ex-President Trump will make a perfect ‘Florida man’ | Opinion
Step aside Congressman Matt Gaetz, Florida man personified, you’ve got real competition now.
The cast of ding-a-ling characters in the state is getting a major infusion of fresh specimens as a result of the 2020 election.
GOP-friendly Florida, the big loser, inherits the Trumps as residents.
The ex-president (feels good to say that, exhaling) will reside in stately Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach and indications are that daughter Ivanka, husband Jared Kushner and their children have plans to head farther south.
Adiós, Donald Trump. I won’t forgive or forget what you did to my Miami | Opinion
They just plunked down $30 million for a plot of land on Indian Creek, an island village in Miami-Dade County.
It’s supposedly not only a move to be close to daddy.
CNN reported, quoting a source who works with the family, that the first daughter has big political ambitions — like a future run for the governorship of Florida, experience apparently not required although residency is, at least seven years.
Trump show in Florida
So brace yourselves, Floridians: Here comes “The Trumps Take Over Florida,” a new reality show starring the defeated, lying, narcissist ex-president and his entitled children.
We might as well laugh, people.
What’s the alternative?
Besides the sunny weather, the soon-to-be former occupants of the White House are attracted by the friendly accommodations made to conspiracy theorists, coronavirus deniers, and those with a healthy appetite for good old-fashioned corruption.
Your show host: The Republican Party of Florida.
The plot has been laid out well into 2024.
Supporting characters — filming location, Miami — are still auditioning.
But they will surely include, according to Facebook friends in-the-know: Lolita Caravana leading the red car, flag-waving caravan on the Turnpike from Miami to Palm Beach for a weekend bash at Mar-a-Lago and Pepe Ota at Versailles haunting for commie sympathizers, or Democrats, or anyone with a camera willing to turn a clown into an “influencer.”
Democrats laughed at these characters in 2020, but they made Trump’s victory possible, if only in very special Floriduh, which annexed territory in Miami-Dade during the last four years.
They’ll be good for a few more laughs in 2021 and beyond.
Ivanka Trump, Jared Kushner purchase $30 million Indian Creek plot — report
Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump are moving to Indian Creek Island. Meet their neighbors
Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump appear to be moving to Miami-Dade.
The daughter and son-in-law of President Donald Trump have purchased a plot of land in tony Indian Creek Village. The news was first reported by the New York Post’s Page Six, which said the acquisition is “believed to be” of a 1.8-acre, 80,000-square-foot plot most recently owned by Julio Iglesias and listed at $31.8 million.
Jill Eber, founding partner with luxury residential brokerage firm The Jills Zeder Group, an affiliate of Coldwell Banker Residential Real Estate and the listing agent for the land alongside Jill Hertzberg, declined to comment. A White House spokeswoman did not immediately respond to an emailed request for comment.
The move would continue a galloping trend of new out-of-market tenants and businesses arriving in South Florida amid the COVID-19 pandemic. Sunday, Bloomberg reported Goldman Sachs was now considering opening an outpost in the region. In October, global investment group Blackstone announced it was opening a technology office in Miami-Dade.
Kushner’s father, real estate mogul Charles Kushner, purchased a $4 million penthouse in Bal Harbour in 2017.
In 2017, Iglesias listed his four empty Indian Creek waterfront lots for $150 million.
And Ivanka’s father, President Donald Trump, last year declared himself a Florida resident, listing his permanent residence as Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach County, the place he presumably will move to when he leaves office on Jan. 20 after being defeated by President-elect Biden in the Nov. 3 election.
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